explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
don't judge my taste in strippers
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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