i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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