Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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