i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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