would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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