i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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