Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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