But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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