I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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