the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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