you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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