Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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