So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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