What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
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