Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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