I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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