I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
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If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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