I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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