this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Randomize