what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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