Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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