i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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