You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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