A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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