That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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