My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize