O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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