Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
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I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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