What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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