I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
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She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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