come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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