You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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