the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
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We don't watch enough power rangers
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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