the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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