More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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