have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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