I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I am one with the molecules
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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