You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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