I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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