No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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