no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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