She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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