He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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