Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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