I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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