There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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