The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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