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he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Too much gin, very little bucket
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I will pee on everything he values.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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