He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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