apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
there was a trapeze. enough said
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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