Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
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I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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